Here's my list of Pokémon that suck competitively and in terms of design:
Hitmonlee: It looks like a small, brown, and mentally challenged version of Yellow Devil from Mega Man. Also, it's HP stat is fucking horrible, making it's already crappy defense stat and somewhat decent special defense useless.
Pyukumuku/Wynaut/Wobbuffet: Where do I even begin? Oh, i'll start off with the fact that neither one of them know a single straightforward attack move! And what's the point of giving Pyukumuku a move that just changes the opponent's typing to water, and giving Wynaut and Wobbuffet Splash? Also, Pyukumuku looks weird, and Wynaut and Wobbuffet are blobs with faces. Don't ever use these Pokémon unless you want to get your ass handed to you.
Sunflora: Oh look! It's a flower with a face! And guess what? It has horrible base stats as well! Seriously, this walking sunflower with a face has no use in competitive play, except maybe for setting up Sunny Day.
Purugly: It looks like a smaller, uglier version of Big The Cat. Also, it's stats are pretty bad. Sorry gamefreak, but horrible HP and defensive stats just won't do.
Alolan Raticate: And to think the original Raticate was bad. This thing is 4× weak to fighting, has a lower attack stat than it's original version, and looks like it's trying to hold a thousand acorns in it's cheeks. Also, like the original Raticate, it has pretty bad stats overall.
Archeops: First off, It looks like a bird on lots of steroids. Secondly, It's ability is useless. Third, it's defensive stats are not enough to keep Defeatist from kicking in.
Smeargle: I honestly don't know why people use this thing. All of it's stats suck, except it's speed, which isn't enough to outspeed most Pokémon out there. Also, he's basically just Snoopy as a painter.
Parasect: Bad HP and Speed, 4x Weakness to Flying and Fire type moves, and has a creepy looking face.
Probopass/Bastiodon: Like Parasect, they have a 4× weakness to 2 things, which pretty much makes their awesome defensive stats useless, and the fact that one looks like Mario and the other looks like a bulldog on drugs doesn't make that any better.
Dugtrio/Dodrio: Both only have good attack and speed, and they are just triplets of their pre evolutions.
Combee: Horrible HP, Offensive and Defensive stats, bad movepool, and terrible design. The only good things about this stupid shit are it's speed, and the fact that it learns bug buzz.
Alomomola: Gen 5 version of Luvdisc. Nuff said.
Hitmonlee: It looks like a small, brown, and mentally challenged version of Yellow Devil from Mega Man. Also, it's HP stat is fucking horrible, making it's already crappy defense stat and somewhat decent special defense useless.
Pyukumuku/Wynaut/Wobbuffet: Where do I even begin? Oh, i'll start off with the fact that neither one of them know a single straightforward attack move! And what's the point of giving Pyukumuku a move that just changes the opponent's typing to water, and giving Wynaut and Wobbuffet Splash? Also, Pyukumuku looks weird, and Wynaut and Wobbuffet are blobs with faces. Don't ever use these Pokémon unless you want to get your ass handed to you.
Sunflora: Oh look! It's a flower with a face! And guess what? It has horrible base stats as well! Seriously, this walking sunflower with a face has no use in competitive play, except maybe for setting up Sunny Day.
Purugly: It looks like a smaller, uglier version of Big The Cat. Also, it's stats are pretty bad. Sorry gamefreak, but horrible HP and defensive stats just won't do.
Alolan Raticate: And to think the original Raticate was bad. This thing is 4× weak to fighting, has a lower attack stat than it's original version, and looks like it's trying to hold a thousand acorns in it's cheeks. Also, like the original Raticate, it has pretty bad stats overall.
Archeops: First off, It looks like a bird on lots of steroids. Secondly, It's ability is useless. Third, it's defensive stats are not enough to keep Defeatist from kicking in.
Smeargle: I honestly don't know why people use this thing. All of it's stats suck, except it's speed, which isn't enough to outspeed most Pokémon out there. Also, he's basically just Snoopy as a painter.
Parasect: Bad HP and Speed, 4x Weakness to Flying and Fire type moves, and has a creepy looking face.
Probopass/Bastiodon: Like Parasect, they have a 4× weakness to 2 things, which pretty much makes their awesome defensive stats useless, and the fact that one looks like Mario and the other looks like a bulldog on drugs doesn't make that any better.
Dugtrio/Dodrio: Both only have good attack and speed, and they are just triplets of their pre evolutions.
Combee: Horrible HP, Offensive and Defensive stats, bad movepool, and terrible design. The only good things about this stupid shit are it's speed, and the fact that it learns bug buzz.
Alomomola: Gen 5 version of Luvdisc. Nuff said.
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