Hi this is my first warstory. I know this sucks and I am a loser. Please rate this shitty garbage if you can actually stand to read it.
Daboonka's moves will look like this.
manav95's moves will look like this.
other text will look like this.
Scores will be shown after each KO.
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
Daboonka sent out Ninjask (lvl 100 Ninjask ?).
manav95 sent out Uxie (lvl 100 Uxie).
OK my shitty Uxie is up against a Ninjask. Since I can't build teams at all, I stole this from the Aura of the North Wind thing by Bribery. Anyway this guy is a BP hog and I have a TrickScarf Uxie. Yeah who uses a UU Pokemon in OU. Anyway he will Protect and I can't do shit to him with Uxie. I decide to send in Heatran to scare it away or Taunt it. Yeah, I really don't have much of an option here.
manav95 switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Ninjask used Protect.
Ninjask protected itself!
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
OK I decide to Taunt this awesome Ninjask because I think he might try a multi pass chain with Subs and annoying Defence boosts. Heatran has a Life Orb to jack up his attacks and actually do shit to bulky waters. OK here goes nothing.
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Ninjask used Baton Pass.
Daboonka switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Heatran used Taunt.
Starmie fell for the taunt!
F*** no. Starmie is a bitch to deal with because it hits much of the metagame pretty badly. Heatran thanks a lot for sucking. Thanks to the boost, I am not sure whether Flygon can outspeed. Yeah I am going to have to send in Suicune and see what set this stupid star is running.
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manav95 switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Starmie used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Suicune lost 17% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
Not again. This is a defensive Starmie and still is a badass fucker. Excuse the swearing and please don't have Tbolt. I am still not sure whether to send in Flygon as it is likely that Star is going to kill something before dying.
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Starmie used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 46% of its health.
Suicune used Roar.
Daboonka switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
Fuck cakes. I feel like doing this battle AVGN style. FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK Zapdos will fry my ass and spit Suicune's remains out the frying pan. Heatran can't afford to take any Thunderbolt because it invested nothing for defense and Flygon still can't come out of its ball.
I decide Uxie should come in and TWave it so Suicune can deal with more effectively.
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manav95 switched in Uxie (lvl 100 Uxie).
Zapdos used Thunderbolt.
Uxie lost 38% of its health.
OK Uxie comes in and takes a lot. It sucks balls and I don't care that it gets electrocuted. TWave time.
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Uxie used Thunder Wave.
Zapdos is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Zapdos's Lum Berry cured its Paralysis!
Zapdos used Thunderbolt.
Uxie lost 35% of its health.
What the hell? FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK It had a Lum Berry. Screw you Uxie, you lost to a friggin pigeon that is also a type it supposed to die from. Since the rest of the team sucks, Uxie shall stay in and paralyze whatever comes in.
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Daboonka switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Uxie used Thunder Wave.
Starmie is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
It got paralyzed. Since Uxie is going to die anyway, I decide to sacrifice it as fodder and use some real non pixie Pokemon.
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Uxie used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Starmie used Thunderbolt.
Uxie lost 21% of its health.
The guy decides to stay in because he has no ground types. Too bad. I shall let Uxie die and go to shitty Pokemon hell.
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Uxie used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Starmie is paralysed! It can't move!
Hurry up Starmie I don't have all day.
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Uxie used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Starmie used Ice Beam.
Uxie lost 6% of its health.
manav95's Uxie fainted.
(6-5)
Thank god no Flygon was there. Now let's send him in to see whether or not he sucks.
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manav95 switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Flygon used U-turn.
It's super effective!
Starmie lost 55% of its health.
manav95 switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Starmie used Thunderbolt.
Heatran lost 32% of its health.
Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!
Starmie restored 6% of its health.
Bullshit Flygon couldn't OHKO with U-turn. I switch in Heatran thinking he will Ice Beam but he uses TBOLT and Tran gets a chunk out of him. However, nobody expects THE HP GRASS HEATRAN.
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Heatran used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Starmie lost 51% of its health.
Daboonka's Starmie fainted.
(5-5)
Heatran lost 10% of its health.
Heatran manages to actually kill the murderous star. YAY
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Daboonka switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).
Heatran used Taunt.
Dragonite fell for the taunt!
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite can't use Dragon Dance after the taunt!
Dragonite came out so I figured he would DD and I Taunt the mofo. Now I go to Suicune to Ice Beam back to Kanto.
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manav95 switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Dragonite used Earthquake.
Suicune lost 28% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
EQ doesn't work on Cune and now I Ice Beam his ass.
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Daboonka switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Suicune used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 11% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
Metagross sucks. I bet Suicune will just Surf away at his ass.
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Suicune used Surf.
Metagross lost 32% of its health.
Metagross used Thunderpunch.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 34% of its health.
manav95's Suicune fainted.
(5-4)
OMGFTW Suicune died. That's it it sucks dick. Why Bribery, oh why did you make this shitty team?
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manav95 switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Daboonka switched in Ninjask (lvl 100 Ninjask ?).
Flygon used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Ninjask lost 12% of its health.
manav95 switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Metagross was a pussy and decides to run like a Frenchman back to his ball. Heatran comes in to kill Jask.
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Ninjask used Protect.
Ninjask protected itself!
Heatran used Taunt.
Ninjask protected itself!
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
Nothing I could do there. Taunt will limit his BP ability.
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Ninjask used Baton Pass.
Daboonka switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).
Heatran used Taunt.
Dragonite fell for the taunt!
I don't have anything left that can switch in so I send in Gengar because he can absorb EQ.
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manav95 switched in Gengar (lvl 100 Gengar ?).
Dragonite used Dragon Claw.
Gengar lost 77% of its health.
Crap Gengar sucks. OK He must die now.
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Gengar used Shadow Ball.
Dragonite lost 49% of its health.
Dragonite's special defence was lowered.
Gengar lost 10% of its health.
Dragonite used Dragon Claw.
A critical hit!
Gengar lost 13% of its health.
manav95's Gengar fainted.
(5-3)
YAY stupid meaningless SpD drop. Gengar has finished that off but still sucks and now I decide to bring in Flygon.
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manav95 switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Flygon used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Dragonite lost 8% of its health.
manav95 switched in Lucario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Dragonite used Dragon Claw.
It's not very effective...
Lucario lost 35% of its health.
Dragonite's taunt wore off!
I figure he would switch so I U-Turn out to Lucario as I just realized he could set up on Jask. However, he stays in and Lucario is screwed. Come in sucky Flygon.
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manav95 switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Flygon makes ground moves miss with Levitate!
Dragonite used Earthquake.
Dragonite's attack missed!
Great Flygon is pissed and Outrage away it will.
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Flygon used Outrage.
Flygon went on a rampage!
It's super effective!
Dragonite lost 43% of its health.
Daboonka's Dragonite fainted.
(4-3)
Nite dies and Jask is coming in. Bring it on mofo.
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Daboonka switched in Ninjask (lvl 100 Ninjask ?).
Ninjask used Protect.
Ninjask protected itself!
Flygon used Outrage.
Ninjask protected itself!
Flygon's rampage ended.
Flygon became confused!
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
Heatran must now avenge Gengar's loss. Die evil Nazi Ninjask.
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manav95 switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Ninjask used Substitute.
Ninjask lost 25% of its health.
Ninjask made a substitute!
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
Fuck Fuck Fuck Substitute I knew it. He's running a chain team. DIEEEEEEEE.
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Ninjask used Protect.
Ninjask protected itself!
Heatran used Fire Blast.
Ninjask protected itself!
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
Taunt shall stop you.
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Ninjask used Baton Pass.
Daboonka switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Heatran used Taunt.
Metagross fell for the taunt!
Eat Fire Blast fart Metagross.
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Metagross used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 58% of its health.
manav95's Heatran fainted.
(4-2)
OK I'm screwed Flygon is my only hope but he sucks so yeah. EQ him now Suckgon.
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manav95 switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Flygon used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Metagross!
Metagross's substitute faded!
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
Flygon lost 71% of its health.
Suckgon breaks the sub but is crippled. Now he will switch to Negrojask to wall me further. Lucario FTW
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Daboonka switched in Ninjask (lvl 100 Ninjask ?).
manav95 switched in Lucario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Bullet Punch should KO his pitiful defenses. Die now Negrojask.
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Lucario used Bullet Punch.
Ninjask lost 34% of its health.
Lucario lost 10% of its health.
Ninjask used Substitute.
Ninjask lost 25% of its health.
Ninjask made a substitute!
Ninjask's Petaya Berry raised its special attack!
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
FUUUUUCCKKKKKK Petaya Berry Its like Empoleon all over again. Just as I was about to dump this shitty team and forfeit, I realize I can set up on him. OK suckcario, be good for once.
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Ninjask used Protect.
Ninjask protected itself!
Lucario used Swords Dance.
Lucario's attack was sharply raised.
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
SD again bitch
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Ninjask used Baton Pass.
Daboonka switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Lucario used Swords Dance.
Lucario's attack was sharply raised.
It's over. I have lost badly. I decide to let my crap team die and click the attack.
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Lucario used Extremespeed.
The substitute took damage for Zapdos!
Zapdos's substitute faded!
Zapdos used Heat Wave.
Zapdos's attack missed!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Heat Wave missed. Thanks hax gods. Your wish is my command. Please give me more hax. What you want me to sacrifice a Smogon admin. I shall sacrifice Kevin Garrett and Reachzero for your continued blessing. Now die stupid electric pigeon.
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Lucario used Extremespeed.
Zapdos lost 100% of its health.
Daboonka's Zapdos fainted.
(3-2)
Lucario lost 10% of its health.
Now I can sweep the rest of his team with +4 Lucario. Lol indeed Daboonka. Maybe you should sacrifice Panamaxis or Scofeld to win. Yeah bring it on Metagross.
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Daboonka: lol thats ridiculous
Daboonka: u won by a 10% chance
Daboonka switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Lucario used Close Combat.
Metagross lost 58% of its health.
Daboonka's Metagross fainted.
(2-2)
Lucario's defence was lowered.
Lucario's special defence was lowered.
Lucario lost 10% of its health.
YEAHHHHHHH Bring it on. Wait he left. I think he's going to sacrifice Panamaxis or Scofeld. Well anyway gg and great team.
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Daboonka has left the room.
manav95 wins!
Props
Me for pulling through
Hax gods for guiding my way to victory
Lucario for pulling off a sweep
Flygon for not dying to Meteor Mash
Daboonka for kicking my ass and general good playing
Zapdos for being annoying
Ninjask for being an ass
Dnite for killing my team
Gross for being another ass
Starmie for being a jackass
Slops
Me for losing most of the time
Heatran for dying to Gross
Suicune for taking too much damage
Gengar for dying without being an ass to the other team
Uxie for being a shitty lead
Heat wave for missing
OK, now review this shitpile of a warstory before Lucario sets up on you.
PS Sorry Kevin Garrett and Reachzero for sacrificing you both. The hax gods rule the battles. Yeah im joking this team is great and Bribery did a great job of making it. I just suck at using it. Oh and the swears are here for comedic effect.
Daboonka's moves will look like this.
manav95's moves will look like this.
other text will look like this.
Scores will be shown after each KO.
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
Daboonka sent out Ninjask (lvl 100 Ninjask ?).
manav95 sent out Uxie (lvl 100 Uxie).
OK my shitty Uxie is up against a Ninjask. Since I can't build teams at all, I stole this from the Aura of the North Wind thing by Bribery. Anyway this guy is a BP hog and I have a TrickScarf Uxie. Yeah who uses a UU Pokemon in OU. Anyway he will Protect and I can't do shit to him with Uxie. I decide to send in Heatran to scare it away or Taunt it. Yeah, I really don't have much of an option here.
manav95 switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Ninjask used Protect.
Ninjask protected itself!
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
OK I decide to Taunt this awesome Ninjask because I think he might try a multi pass chain with Subs and annoying Defence boosts. Heatran has a Life Orb to jack up his attacks and actually do shit to bulky waters. OK here goes nothing.
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Ninjask used Baton Pass.
Daboonka switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Heatran used Taunt.
Starmie fell for the taunt!
F*** no. Starmie is a bitch to deal with because it hits much of the metagame pretty badly. Heatran thanks a lot for sucking. Thanks to the boost, I am not sure whether Flygon can outspeed. Yeah I am going to have to send in Suicune and see what set this stupid star is running.
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manav95 switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Starmie used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Suicune lost 17% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
Not again. This is a defensive Starmie and still is a badass fucker. Excuse the swearing and please don't have Tbolt. I am still not sure whether to send in Flygon as it is likely that Star is going to kill something before dying.
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Starmie used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 46% of its health.
Suicune used Roar.
Daboonka switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
Fuck cakes. I feel like doing this battle AVGN style. FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK Zapdos will fry my ass and spit Suicune's remains out the frying pan. Heatran can't afford to take any Thunderbolt because it invested nothing for defense and Flygon still can't come out of its ball.
I decide Uxie should come in and TWave it so Suicune can deal with more effectively.
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manav95 switched in Uxie (lvl 100 Uxie).
Zapdos used Thunderbolt.
Uxie lost 38% of its health.
OK Uxie comes in and takes a lot. It sucks balls and I don't care that it gets electrocuted. TWave time.
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Uxie used Thunder Wave.
Zapdos is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Zapdos's Lum Berry cured its Paralysis!
Zapdos used Thunderbolt.
Uxie lost 35% of its health.
What the hell? FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK It had a Lum Berry. Screw you Uxie, you lost to a friggin pigeon that is also a type it supposed to die from. Since the rest of the team sucks, Uxie shall stay in and paralyze whatever comes in.
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Daboonka switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Uxie used Thunder Wave.
Starmie is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
It got paralyzed. Since Uxie is going to die anyway, I decide to sacrifice it as fodder and use some real non pixie Pokemon.
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Uxie used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Starmie used Thunderbolt.
Uxie lost 21% of its health.
The guy decides to stay in because he has no ground types. Too bad. I shall let Uxie die and go to shitty Pokemon hell.
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Uxie used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Starmie is paralysed! It can't move!
Hurry up Starmie I don't have all day.
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Uxie used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Starmie used Ice Beam.
Uxie lost 6% of its health.
manav95's Uxie fainted.
(6-5)
Thank god no Flygon was there. Now let's send him in to see whether or not he sucks.
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manav95 switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Flygon used U-turn.
It's super effective!
Starmie lost 55% of its health.
manav95 switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Starmie used Thunderbolt.
Heatran lost 32% of its health.
Starmie's leftovers restored its health a little!
Starmie restored 6% of its health.
Bullshit Flygon couldn't OHKO with U-turn. I switch in Heatran thinking he will Ice Beam but he uses TBOLT and Tran gets a chunk out of him. However, nobody expects THE HP GRASS HEATRAN.
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Heatran used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Starmie lost 51% of its health.
Daboonka's Starmie fainted.
(5-5)
Heatran lost 10% of its health.
Heatran manages to actually kill the murderous star. YAY
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Daboonka switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).
Heatran used Taunt.
Dragonite fell for the taunt!
Dragonite used Dragon Dance.
Dragonite can't use Dragon Dance after the taunt!
Dragonite came out so I figured he would DD and I Taunt the mofo. Now I go to Suicune to Ice Beam back to Kanto.
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manav95 switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune).
Suicune is exerting its pressure!
Dragonite used Earthquake.
Suicune lost 28% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
EQ doesn't work on Cune and now I Ice Beam his ass.
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Daboonka switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Suicune used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 11% of its health.
Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little!
Suicune restored 6% of its health.
Metagross sucks. I bet Suicune will just Surf away at his ass.
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Suicune used Surf.
Metagross lost 32% of its health.
Metagross used Thunderpunch.
It's super effective!
Suicune lost 34% of its health.
manav95's Suicune fainted.
(5-4)
OMGFTW Suicune died. That's it it sucks dick. Why Bribery, oh why did you make this shitty team?
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manav95 switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Daboonka switched in Ninjask (lvl 100 Ninjask ?).
Flygon used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Ninjask lost 12% of its health.
manav95 switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Metagross was a pussy and decides to run like a Frenchman back to his ball. Heatran comes in to kill Jask.
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Ninjask used Protect.
Ninjask protected itself!
Heatran used Taunt.
Ninjask protected itself!
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
Nothing I could do there. Taunt will limit his BP ability.
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Ninjask used Baton Pass.
Daboonka switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).
Heatran used Taunt.
Dragonite fell for the taunt!
I don't have anything left that can switch in so I send in Gengar because he can absorb EQ.
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manav95 switched in Gengar (lvl 100 Gengar ?).
Dragonite used Dragon Claw.
Gengar lost 77% of its health.
Crap Gengar sucks. OK He must die now.
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Gengar used Shadow Ball.
Dragonite lost 49% of its health.
Dragonite's special defence was lowered.
Gengar lost 10% of its health.
Dragonite used Dragon Claw.
A critical hit!
Gengar lost 13% of its health.
manav95's Gengar fainted.
(5-3)
YAY stupid meaningless SpD drop. Gengar has finished that off but still sucks and now I decide to bring in Flygon.
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manav95 switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Flygon used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Dragonite lost 8% of its health.
manav95 switched in Lucario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Dragonite used Dragon Claw.
It's not very effective...
Lucario lost 35% of its health.
Dragonite's taunt wore off!
I figure he would switch so I U-Turn out to Lucario as I just realized he could set up on Jask. However, he stays in and Lucario is screwed. Come in sucky Flygon.
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manav95 switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Flygon makes ground moves miss with Levitate!
Dragonite used Earthquake.
Dragonite's attack missed!
Great Flygon is pissed and Outrage away it will.
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Flygon used Outrage.
Flygon went on a rampage!
It's super effective!
Dragonite lost 43% of its health.
Daboonka's Dragonite fainted.
(4-3)
Nite dies and Jask is coming in. Bring it on mofo.
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Daboonka switched in Ninjask (lvl 100 Ninjask ?).
Ninjask used Protect.
Ninjask protected itself!
Flygon used Outrage.
Ninjask protected itself!
Flygon's rampage ended.
Flygon became confused!
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
Heatran must now avenge Gengar's loss. Die evil Nazi Ninjask.
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manav95 switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Ninjask used Substitute.
Ninjask lost 25% of its health.
Ninjask made a substitute!
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
Fuck Fuck Fuck Substitute I knew it. He's running a chain team. DIEEEEEEEE.
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Ninjask used Protect.
Ninjask protected itself!
Heatran used Fire Blast.
Ninjask protected itself!
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
Taunt shall stop you.
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Ninjask used Baton Pass.
Daboonka switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Heatran used Taunt.
Metagross fell for the taunt!
Eat Fire Blast fart Metagross.
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Metagross used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 58% of its health.
manav95's Heatran fainted.
(4-2)
OK I'm screwed Flygon is my only hope but he sucks so yeah. EQ him now Suckgon.
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manav95 switched in Flygon (lvl 100 Flygon ?).
Flygon used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Metagross!
Metagross's substitute faded!
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
Flygon lost 71% of its health.
Suckgon breaks the sub but is crippled. Now he will switch to Negrojask to wall me further. Lucario FTW
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Daboonka switched in Ninjask (lvl 100 Ninjask ?).
manav95 switched in Lucario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Bullet Punch should KO his pitiful defenses. Die now Negrojask.
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Lucario used Bullet Punch.
Ninjask lost 34% of its health.
Lucario lost 10% of its health.
Ninjask used Substitute.
Ninjask lost 25% of its health.
Ninjask made a substitute!
Ninjask's Petaya Berry raised its special attack!
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
FUUUUUCCKKKKKK Petaya Berry Its like Empoleon all over again. Just as I was about to dump this shitty team and forfeit, I realize I can set up on him. OK suckcario, be good for once.
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Ninjask used Protect.
Ninjask protected itself!
Lucario used Swords Dance.
Lucario's attack was sharply raised.
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
SD again bitch
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Ninjask used Baton Pass.
Daboonka switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Lucario used Swords Dance.
Lucario's attack was sharply raised.
It's over. I have lost badly. I decide to let my crap team die and click the attack.
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Lucario used Extremespeed.
The substitute took damage for Zapdos!
Zapdos's substitute faded!
Zapdos used Heat Wave.
Zapdos's attack missed!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Heat Wave missed. Thanks hax gods. Your wish is my command. Please give me more hax. What you want me to sacrifice a Smogon admin. I shall sacrifice Kevin Garrett and Reachzero for your continued blessing. Now die stupid electric pigeon.
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Lucario used Extremespeed.
Zapdos lost 100% of its health.
Daboonka's Zapdos fainted.
(3-2)
Lucario lost 10% of its health.
Now I can sweep the rest of his team with +4 Lucario. Lol indeed Daboonka. Maybe you should sacrifice Panamaxis or Scofeld to win. Yeah bring it on Metagross.
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Daboonka: lol thats ridiculous
Daboonka: u won by a 10% chance
Daboonka switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Lucario used Close Combat.
Metagross lost 58% of its health.
Daboonka's Metagross fainted.
(2-2)
Lucario's defence was lowered.
Lucario's special defence was lowered.
Lucario lost 10% of its health.
YEAHHHHHHH Bring it on. Wait he left. I think he's going to sacrifice Panamaxis or Scofeld. Well anyway gg and great team.
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Daboonka has left the room.
manav95 wins!
Props
Me for pulling through
Hax gods for guiding my way to victory
Lucario for pulling off a sweep
Flygon for not dying to Meteor Mash
Daboonka for kicking my ass and general good playing
Zapdos for being annoying
Ninjask for being an ass
Dnite for killing my team
Gross for being another ass
Starmie for being a jackass
Slops
Me for losing most of the time
Heatran for dying to Gross
Suicune for taking too much damage
Gengar for dying without being an ass to the other team
Uxie for being a shitty lead
Heat wave for missing
OK, now review this shitpile of a warstory before Lucario sets up on you.
PS Sorry Kevin Garrett and Reachzero for sacrificing you both. The hax gods rule the battles. Yeah im joking this team is great and Bribery did a great job of making it. I just suck at using it. Oh and the swears are here for comedic effect.
