Player Name: LittleLymphnode
Tiers Played: SM OU, SM UU, SM RU, SM NU, SM DOU ORAS OU, BW OU, DPP OU, ADV OU, GSC OU, RBY OU
Timezone: idk timezones well but my cock reads 7:43 inches
Significant Time Missed?: Well I have cello practice every day from 4-5 pm, after which I trek to McDonalds for my favourite snack; The McTwinkie. I will be attending golf camp over the winter break, and as such will be inactive from December 15 - 32. I will not be available from January 4 - 10 as my wife is getting remarried and I'm throwing her fiancee his bachelor party. No time away other than that, although I am waiting on a response to see if my application to become a Good Saturdays™ server moderator.
Additional Notes: Being a player of such high caliber, I have some restrictions that any team looking to draft me must follow:
1. No people under the height of 5'7. While this may seem like a low blow to some, in my experience with short people --manlets, you might say-- they are bitter and vengeful. Concepts such as loyalty seem to go right over their head.
2. For lunch, I exclusively nosh upon pizza. As the majority of my time shall be spent carrying whatever lucky team drafts me, a sausage pizza must be sent to my house every day. As for the cost, perhaps creating a gofundme could solve this.
3. My neighbor, a tall long haired fellow from Boston, often screams at his computer about the state of British dental hygiene. As you can imagine, this is very distracting for me. I have also noted this individual consumes "trash" as his main for of sustenance. If everyone on my future team could send whatever garbage they have, I'm sure this steady flow of garbage could silence this unruly child.
Much Obliged,
LittleLymphnode