Sorry for double post but this is an actual story for you guys and I felt like having a bit of fun with it.
So there I was in Alberta's badlands, bearing through the 30C dead heat of the day. I was walking with a man, 50 in age, and some technition who was pretty damn sexy (she was French Canadian). We were in search of microvertebrate sites containing dinosaur teeth, turtle shell fragments and fish scales mostly. Some other things like marsupial mammals appeared too from time to time (multituberculates, IIRC).
So, we were just cruisin along at a nice pace. Suddenly, the 50 year old man jumped about 3 feet in the air away from a low shrub. Since he was normally quite relaxed and not fast paced I instantly reacted. I jumped probably higher and faster, being younger and more spry. That's when I noticed it: a 4 foot long prairie rattle snake. Not shaking its rattle, not even in a coiled position.
It had just awakened from its hibernaculum. It was groggy, I leapt at the chance. I went for the tail as it slowly came out of its bush refugia. Suffice to say, I almost grabbed the tail and went croc hunter on its ass. It didn't actually happen, since the man happened to be a very well respected paleontologist and I listened to his words of warning. Here's a dramatic reinactment of what probably would have happened:
This is me grabbing the snake, hypothetically
In my minds eye the snake and I are actually best friends but this is alot more likely to occur than us hugging on a rainbow.
okay so this is what happens with a prairie rattlesnake. Obviously this picture isn't of an actual bite but what happens is bruising and flulike symptoms for about a week. Also the bruise looks like pikachu so it's topical and realistic
yeah so that's my encounter with a rattlesnake. I have yet to shoot a bear in the face with a bear banger (ie flare gun) but rest assured I'm back in bear territory soon and I'm not scared. It'll be like the doritos commercial where cloud confronts the bear and uses the three sides of the dorrto to have different outcomes. The only difference is that in my case all the outcomes end with a flare to the face of a bear.