How Wars should be fought

I was thinking of what the proper way to conduct warfare should be and I have arrived at the decision that wars should be fought by the heads of state getting into a massive fist fight to decide the winner of the war. This removes all the destruction and desolation caused by war. Removes all the death caused by it. And just think of how glorious history would be if you read about the American Independence war being a fist fight between George Washington and the King of England.
 
On September 11, 2001, a user by the name of bb88 used the /me command to drop what was the most profound, forward thinking line of all time.

3:58 PM: bb88 hopes future wars will be fought with snorlax and starmie, not people

That, my friend, is how wars should be fought. But I didn't read the OP so who knows.
 

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