Hello Smog team, I'm here to present an article idea for this issue.
1. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon
This article will be a collaboration between Plus and me. If you've ever watched any of the popular "Epic Rap Battles of History" youtube videos, this is essentially what the article would be formatted like. We'd have two Pokemon figures rap battling it out and the community decides on who won and who is next in the ring. Then, among the comments posted in the end-of-issue thread, Plus and I will will select what we think would be fun to rap about for the next issue and also mention the winner of the previous rap battle. For example, possible rappers to consider could be Brock vs Misty, Professor Oak vs Ash's Mom, or even Pokemon themselves like Breloom vs Arcanine. Endless possibilities, really. In terms of the content, Plus and I rap battled before (it's actually on my VMs) so we have a relatively good understanding of how to come up with some decent quality raps. Here's a snippit (a lot of the stuff are inside jokes and whatnot):
Offensive language is highly recommended as you can see, so I'm not sure if this isn't what you'd like to have in an article. If not, that's fine and we will make do without it.
Thanks for considering!
1. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon
This article will be a collaboration between Plus and me. If you've ever watched any of the popular "Epic Rap Battles of History" youtube videos, this is essentially what the article would be formatted like. We'd have two Pokemon figures rap battling it out and the community decides on who won and who is next in the ring. Then, among the comments posted in the end-of-issue thread, Plus and I will will select what we think would be fun to rap about for the next issue and also mention the winner of the previous rap battle. For example, possible rappers to consider could be Brock vs Misty, Professor Oak vs Ash's Mom, or even Pokemon themselves like Breloom vs Arcanine. Endless possibilities, really. In terms of the content, Plus and I rap battled before (it's actually on my VMs) so we have a relatively good understanding of how to come up with some decent quality raps. Here's a snippit (a lot of the stuff are inside jokes and whatnot):
Plus
theres a reason why it's D+, its cause plus got the D
so toasted i sold out yo momma's bakery
i make a mean breadstick: i call it the big Z
better watch out for the monstrosity named zach lee
my leech seed always strikes first cause im cottonee
sappin the life out of fuzznip the furry
-
wheres your racist remark this time? o m g
"lol i eat cats for breakfast with some green tea!"
fuzznip's a little kid actin like he's only three
just the other day he learned how to pee
with that toilet seat up. cause people do that apparently
understandable tho cause fuzznip acts like a she
Fuzznip
cottonee you say, what a pathetic piece of crap
i'm electrifying like thundurus, lemme give you a little zap
let's recap
you're slow as a turd, a dummy that could use a dunce cap
my wrath is blinding, you might want to wear a chin strap
you make a mean breadstick? i make a mean iced capp
freezing bitches so i lock em in place like arena trap
-
nigga you lost? lemme call my bro smeargle to sketch you a map
hope you can open your eyes beyond that little gap
you and your crew sweatin in shops makin gift wrap
oh snap
i went there son, don't hate but show respect and clap
bitch we've only just begun, prepare your dick with a jockstrap
theres a reason why it's D+, its cause plus got the D
so toasted i sold out yo momma's bakery
i make a mean breadstick: i call it the big Z
better watch out for the monstrosity named zach lee
my leech seed always strikes first cause im cottonee
sappin the life out of fuzznip the furry
-
wheres your racist remark this time? o m g
"lol i eat cats for breakfast with some green tea!"
fuzznip's a little kid actin like he's only three
just the other day he learned how to pee
with that toilet seat up. cause people do that apparently
understandable tho cause fuzznip acts like a she
Fuzznip
cottonee you say, what a pathetic piece of crap
i'm electrifying like thundurus, lemme give you a little zap
let's recap
you're slow as a turd, a dummy that could use a dunce cap
my wrath is blinding, you might want to wear a chin strap
you make a mean breadstick? i make a mean iced capp
freezing bitches so i lock em in place like arena trap
-
nigga you lost? lemme call my bro smeargle to sketch you a map
hope you can open your eyes beyond that little gap
you and your crew sweatin in shops makin gift wrap
oh snap
i went there son, don't hate but show respect and clap
bitch we've only just begun, prepare your dick with a jockstrap
Offensive language is highly recommended as you can see, so I'm not sure if this isn't what you'd like to have in an article. If not, that's fine and we will make do without it.
Thanks for considering!
