Doubles Limerick Battles

[termi]

GOT PWNE'S STAMP OF APPROVAL

After the horrible trainwreck great success that is Ubers rap battles, I present to you the doubles version of it, except we don't do raps, we do limericks because GET EDUCATED FGTS

As the topic states, this thread is for limerick battles between Doubles players. The raps don't necessarily have be 100% loyal to Doubles in its content but the more the better. Also, as these are limerick battles be prepared for things to get a little personal. Don't read more if you are weak of heart or ego, but please don't take that as an excuse to start firing shots at people that aren't going to laugh it off with you. This thread is to have fun not stir up shit.
Robert Alfons gets credit for the idea.

OH and lastly, I reserve the right to delete limericks that suck ass by my own esteemed subjective standards.

For those who don't know what a limerick is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

Start writing fgts

 

[Arcticblast]

There once was a user named Fagtron
Who had no good friends he could rag on
So he started a thread
Which would surely be read
For lim'ricks that you'd only gag on...

EDIT: skipped a syllable to make it sound right
EDIT2: now it's even better

 

[Deoxymoron]

Listen up Jim, Bob, and Nancy,
I don't care which gimmick you fancy,
No more TerraCott,
Let Shedinja rot,
And for the love of god stop using Chansey.

 

[termi]

I look here, and look what I find
User Arcticblast, one of a kind
His days on Smogon passed
But he had such a blast
That he stayed to bore me out my mind

 

[Laga]

Please stop trying to be so completely irrelevant
Your lack of lyrical sense is clearly prevalent
Arcticblast tells only the truth
About your general uncouth
Next time try something at least a bit intelligent

btw your gif is hilariously misused and on a side note also a badly looped version =)!

pwne edit: fixed that

 

[Stratos]

you used the wrong meter you dope
is it really that hard? i think nope
you can't even limerick
you're as stupid as dick
tbh i don't know how you cope

 

[Anty]

Stop raging because of some hax,
It's your fault you miss your attacks.
You're crying like a ho,
You're gonna lose 6-0,
It's a game, you need to relax.

 

[termi]

User: Laga's making me sick
He's raping the art of the lim'rick
So prepare for trouble
And I'll make it double
For soon you will be filled with dick

In fact step it up y'all bitches
Your limericks leave me in stitches
Your meter's so poor
Cheaper than a whore
Poetry-wise it's me who has riches

 

[Stratos]

dont you know what "in stitches" means?
Laughing! you're the dumb one it seems,
so why not stop trying
you're so bad i'm crying
leave the pros to it—i'm rolling in green

 

[Bughouse]

There once was a team that used Rain
So simple you don't need a brain
You spam Muddy Water
Their accuracy alters
So they miss and then go insane

 

[shaian]

a thread on lim'ricks i don't get it, just why?
the writing is so bad it bad pwnemon cry
and nibbling on toast
i came to shitpost
because it's 1:30 and fuck it im high

 

[GlassGlaceon]

Shaian's got a lyrical flux
While Kyle just makes lots of bucks
While most would be thrilled
to start getting skilled
Pwne just sits there and sucks

 

[Nudisto]

So this is what pokerapping looks like in smogon dubs
This is terrible, almost bad as the doubles ladder bubs
Lemme tell you a joke: the punchline is Pwnemon
Excuse me, you can find me pwning Glass's mom
Against my lyrical sniping, ya'll are just sitting ducks
Somebody get Champion Fizz in here cuz this shit sucks

 

[BLOOD TOTEM]

It's starting to get a bit boring
''LOL PWNEMON'S BAD AND I'M BALLIN''
You say that he sucks,
But your all just dumb fucks
Get good before you call him appalling

Hide

I'm sticking up for my boy OK
btw VM if you think of some good rhymes for lolis

 

[horyzhnz]

nudist that's not a limerick m8

It's about to get hot in here like someone turned on the heaters
Just from reading this thread, I can tell y'all simple as amoebas
Came here stalking my boy, TOTEM's his name
Hundred percent sure he'd wreck all you kids in a game
With flat justice on his side, gonna rise up, crush you with his army of lolitas

Hide

got bored, maybe shouldn't have tried rhyming with lolis in the middle of the night

 

[aurora]

i got tutored in dubs, just to have a go
by pwnemon, a guy who's in the know
but our timezones were hell
and the final death knell
was when i lost to a featherdance murkrow

 

[Level 51]

So this is what pokerapping looks like in smogon dubs
This is terrible, almost bad as the doubles ladder bubs
Lemme tell you a joke: the punchline is Pwnemon
Excuse me, you can find me pwning Glass's mom
Against my lyrical sniping, ya'll are just sitting ducks
Somebody get Champion Fizz in here cuz this shit sucks

not limerick, not even a rap
your rhythmn and meter are crap
if you can't even learn
to structure your burns
you'd do good to tape up your trap

 

[KyleCole]

Yeah it's true glass my wallet is swole
My muscles are too truth be told
But what causes commotion
Is shameless promotion
YouTube.com/thekylecol3

 

[Anty]

Shaian
It rhymes, but its totally shit
Fall with your Lim'rick down a pit
Random is not funny
Your ideas are crumby
You lack the basic skill of wit

e: gj in changing avatar


Mega Kangaskahn is the best
Power-Up-Punch, then sweep the rest
Return or Sucker Punch
Opposition is lunch
Guise, we need a third suspect test

E: i thought it was 88668. Im not sure how i counted all the previous ones wrong

 

[Nollan]

Why Pwnemon approved this is beyond me
I scream when these are the threads I see
Since Kyle got some likes on his post
We all should hate this thread the most
Now lock this thread and flee

jk I luv this thread :3 (am bad at poetry tho ;-;)

 

[Stratos]

PSA: Limericks aren't just any aabba poem. The "a" lines have three three-syllable feet (specifically, dum-dum-DUM), and the "b" lines have two three-syllable feet (again, dum-dum-DUM). You can sneak in or take away a syllable without messing with them much but beyond that why don't you just stop breathing

 

[Nollan]

I get points for trying, right?

 

[Matt]

RE: the recent seasonal match

Haruno's our number one pick
Beat Fagtron's ass real fucking quick
Maxed Azu's attack
then SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK
Makes sense; Fagtron's dumb as a dick

 

[Makolicious]

A wild thread about poetry
I thought it looked easy
Bored by the third line
So I started freestyling like
scrafty, thundy, lando, garchomp, poli, chari, kangaaaa
basic bitches lead that shit so i don't even bother
i kill that with my cuter teams, you know the one with butterfree
smogon doubles dominator, my favourite lie is g.g.
yeahhh i will hax a win, my lando is just too damn brown
sipping on some salty tears, as i spore you in my dressing gown

one short game, full of bad switches

 

[Mizuhime]

You're all gay