The short version would be a Calm, HP Ground 70 Ralts.
The long version would be that when I asked Shawk to find my seed for me, I asked him to do it with a delay of 596, and an even start frame. I wasn't starting with a date far enough in the future to make my journal pop up before the game play, so I re-adjusted my date so it would.
When I hit my correct frame and delay correctly (five times in a row on that seed), I was having an odd numbered start frame, and the lowest odd numbered frame there is to hit my target IV spread is 33,097. The frame I am suppossed to be hitting though is 82, which I can't do with an odd start frame.