ATTN: Fallout Boy =/= Fall Out Boy. The latter is the mainstream band teen girls like.
These lyrics aren't really misheard, but I still find them funny. They're from K's Choice - Something's Wrong
When your pubic hair's on fire something's wrong
When you think you're the Messiah something's wrong
When you mistake a plane for Venus something's wrong
When your girlfriend's got a penis
Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...