Failure
Hello guys! This is what I believe to be my most successful RU team to date. It's built around Speed Boost Yanmega, which I see as heavily underrated in today's RU meta, as it ALWAYS gets shafted in favor of Tinted Lens, which I just see as inferior due to Yanmega's somewhat lacking Speed. So, without further ado, onto the squad!
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Ability- Speed Boost
EVs- 252 SpA | 4 SpD | 252 Spe
IVs- 0 Atk
Nature- Modest
Bug Buzz | Air Slash | Protect | Giga Drain
Yanmega, the star of the show. I mainly chose Yanmega since it's basically tied with Scolipede as my favorite bug of all time. I chose Speed Boost specifically as I feel it always gets shoved aside in favor of Tinted Lens Yanmega, despite it putting in work on its own.@
Ability- Torrent
EVs- 4 HP | 252 SpA | 252 Spe
IVs- 0 Atk
Nature- Modest
Water Pulse | Aura Sphere | Rapid Spin | Dark Pulse
When using Yanmega, a spinner is mandatory. This is that spinner. But Mega Blastoise would be pretty much worthless if all it could do was spin. It's actually one of the powerhouses on the team, although it is a fair bit slow. Nevertheless, this thing is my main Bronzong check (although Yanmega can break through it with Bug Buzz), and has put in endless work for the squad.@
Ability- Rock Head
EVs- 252 Atk | 4 SpD | 252 Spe
Nature- Jolly
Head Smash | Earthquake | Dragon Claw | Outrage
Obligatory Lazzle and Mandi check is obligatory, Scarf Tyrantrum tears those Pokemon to shreds, while taking care of stuff like Moltres and Swellow, who both give Yanmega major trouble. Switch this thing into Salazzle] as soon as she comes onto the field (unless it's taken a Knock Off), as Scarf allows you to outspeed and obliterate her with basically anything.@
Ability- Levitate
EVs- 252 HP | 4 Def | 252 SpD
IVs- 0 Atk
Nature- Sassy
Stealth Rock | Toxic | Psywave | Protect
Why is Stealth Rock so good? Bronzong is here primarily to set it up, although it's not MANDATORY, and if the opponent leads with something dangerous that's neither Steel nor Poison, proceed to Toxic Stall IMMEDIATELY. Otherwise click Rocks and watch as they struggle to damage your steel-hard hide.@
Ability- Levitate
EVs- 4 HP | 252 SpA | 252 Spe
IVs- 0 Atk
Nature- Timid
Volt Switch | Defog | Leaf Storm | Will-O-Wisp
Defogger number two, this is my check to dangerous physical attackers like Flygon, as it's able to burn them, rendering them useless for the rest of the game. It's also my main Milotic check, as both of its types are SE against the snake Pokemon, and Bloom Doom annihilates it.@
Ability- Flower Veil
EVs- 252 HP | 32 SpA | 224 Spe
IVs- 0 Atk
Nature- Modest
Moonblast | Defog | Aromatherapy | Synthesis
This was originally a defensive Florges-White, but she basically did screw all in games, and I received this spread courtesy of teachable, and now she actually does something! She's defogger number 3 (when you're using Yanmega, no amount of Defoggers is enough) can outspeed Fairy-weak threats like Chesnaught w/speed investment and nuke them. (This actually happened in a Wifi Battle, where Florges managed to live a Swellow's Boomburst and OHKO it, while outspeeding a Chesnaught and doing the same. Battle video code here: FGXG-WWWW-WWWN-L2LN)Conclusion
Well, that's it! The title is a reference not only to my failure to get to mid-ladder basically ever, but also to how Speed Boost Yanmega must feel after always getting shafted in favor of its Tinted Lens counterpart. Plus the song is good. Anyways, I hope you've all enjoyed, and as always, leave a rate as to what I can do better with the squad! Cheers!
Radar (Yanmega) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Speed Boost
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Bug Buzz
- Air Slash
- Protect
- Giga Drain
Dreadnought (Blastoise-Mega) (M) @ Blastoisinite
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Water Pulse
- Aura Sphere
- Rapid Spin
- Dark Pulse
T. Rex (Tyrantrum) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Rock Head
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Head Smash
- Earthquake
- Dragon Claw
- Outrage
Satan (Bronzong) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stealth Rock
- Toxic
- Psywave
- Protect
Buzzap (Rotom-Mow) @ Grassium Z
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Volt Switch
- Defog
- Leaf Storm
- Will-O-Wisp
Flora (Florges-Blue) @ Pixie Plate
Ability: Flower Veil
EVs: 252 HP / 32 SpA / 224 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Moonblast
- Defog
- Aromatherapy
- Synthesis
Ability: Speed Boost
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Bug Buzz
- Air Slash
- Protect
- Giga Drain
Dreadnought (Blastoise-Mega) (M) @ Blastoisinite
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Water Pulse
- Aura Sphere
- Rapid Spin
- Dark Pulse
T. Rex (Tyrantrum) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Rock Head
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Head Smash
- Earthquake
- Dragon Claw
- Outrage
Satan (Bronzong) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stealth Rock
- Toxic
- Psywave
- Protect
Buzzap (Rotom-Mow) @ Grassium Z
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Volt Switch
- Defog
- Leaf Storm
- Will-O-Wisp
Flora (Florges-Blue) @ Pixie Plate
Ability: Flower Veil
EVs: 252 HP / 32 SpA / 224 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Moonblast
- Defog
- Aromatherapy
- Synthesis