After the success of our first two hit singles, Battlin’ For You and (Don’t Fear) Rhyperior, Blue CÖÖkies Cult would like to release another single. Enjoy.
-The Day VGC Died-
A long long time ago
I can still remember
How Ruben used to make me smile
And I knew if he had his chance
That he could do a sexy breakdance
And maybe the crowd’d be happy for a while
But early March made me shiver
With every Oak’s Parcel I delivered
Bad news in a smogon thread
It was exactly as he dread
I can’t remember if I cried
When I heard drcossack’s aunt’s cousin’s uncle died
But something touched me deep inside
The day VGC died
So bye, bye Ruben Puig Lecegui
Got my car from Avis drove to UC Davis just to see Duy
And all the boys were drinking whiskey and wine
Singing I’ll miss that amigo of mine
I’ll miss that amigo of mine
Did you watch the finals of Ruben and Gary
And do you think he would have won if he cosplayed Barry
If smogon tells you so
Now do you believe what Deagle says
Even that crazy hax theory of his
And can you tell me when the next Deagle tip is
Well I know that you’re in love with Trista
‘Cause I saw you crying after she said hasta la vista
You both did well in worlds
But this year there won’t be sex with girls
Zog thinks he’s better than drug duck
But he wears a terrible pink shirt and uses Muk
But who knew he would have no luck
The day VGC died
I started singing
Bye, bye Ruben Puig Lecegui
Got my car from Avis drove to UC Davis just to see Duy
And all the boys were drinking whiskey and wine
Singing I’ll miss that amigo of mine
I’ll miss that amigo of mine
Now for a whole year we’ve been on our own
It costs too much to call skarm on the phone
But that’s not how it used to be
When I started to train my Nido king and queen
They evolved at level sixteen
And a voice that came from Professor Oak
There’s a time and a place for everything
I couldn’t teach Fire Blast to my Seaking
And Ryujin Jaka had learned
Not everything can be burned
And while elmo enrolled in the school of jhud
Another of my Draco Meteors was a dud
And I shouted out loud, CRUD
The day VGC died
We were singing
Bye, bye Ruben Puig Lecegui
Got my car from Avis drove to UC Davis just to see Duy
And all the boys were drinking whiskey and wine
Singing I’ll miss that amigo of mine
I’ll miss that amigo of mine
Fuking crazy my memory’s getting hazy
Did zog get haxed or was his training lazy
Top 8 at worlds and falling fast
At least Birmingham was still a blast
And a Brit won their own VGC at last
With Keely on the sidelines, he placed last
Now the Top 4 had no Trick Room
I wonder if Gary’s Exeggutor held Twisted Spoon
Ruben got up to dance
Will Dozz when he wins France
When the players tried to take the field
Foodking’s ass was revealed
Next year hopefully it’s concealed
The day VGC died
We started singing
Bye, bye Ruben Puig Lecegui
Got my car from Avis drove to UC Davis just to see Duy
And all the boys were drinking whiskey and wine
Singing I’ll miss that amigo of mine
I’ll miss that amigo of mine
Oh and at worlds we were all in one place
Cossack wasn’t at his friend’s army base
He skipped out on another event
So come on Gec be nimble, Gec be quick
Hurry and teach your TTar Low Kick
‘Cause fire is Ryujin Jaka’s only friend
And as PW watched Ruben on the stage
Their hands were clenched in fists of rage
They all began to yell
And they wished Gary well
And as we played kickball into the night
Bruno kicked the ball with all his might
And I saw the ball fly out of sight
The day VGC died
He was singing
Bye, bye Ruben Puig Lecegui
Got my car from Avis drove to UC Davis just to see Duy
And all the boys were drinking whiskey and wine
Singing I’ll miss that amigo of mine
I’ll miss that amigo of mine
I met a girl who told awful stories
I sent her a birthday card filled with barbies
But she just raged and turned away
I went down to the pokemart
And put some potions in my cart
But the man there said I had a delivery
I picked up my worlds Scrafty
It had the great ability Moxie
But not a word was spoken
RNG reporter was broken
And the three men I admire most
Ninahaza, Gec, and the NPA host
Now Huy is using mono-ghost
The day VGC died
And they were singing
Bye, bye Ruben Puig Lecegui
Got my car from Avis drove to UC Davis just to see Duy
And all the boys were drinking whiskey and wine
Singing I’ll miss that amigo of mine
I’ll miss that amigo of mine
They were singing
Bye, bye Ruben Puig Lecegui
Got my car from Avis drove to UC Davis just to see Duy
And all the boys were drinking whiskey and wine
Singing I’ll miss that amigo of mine
-The Day VGC Died-
A long long time ago
I can still remember
How Ruben used to make me smile
And I knew if he had his chance
That he could do a sexy breakdance
And maybe the crowd’d be happy for a while
But early March made me shiver
With every Oak’s Parcel I delivered
Bad news in a smogon thread
It was exactly as he dread
I can’t remember if I cried
When I heard drcossack’s aunt’s cousin’s uncle died
But something touched me deep inside
The day VGC died
So bye, bye Ruben Puig Lecegui
Got my car from Avis drove to UC Davis just to see Duy
And all the boys were drinking whiskey and wine
Singing I’ll miss that amigo of mine
I’ll miss that amigo of mine
Did you watch the finals of Ruben and Gary
And do you think he would have won if he cosplayed Barry
If smogon tells you so
Now do you believe what Deagle says
Even that crazy hax theory of his
And can you tell me when the next Deagle tip is
Well I know that you’re in love with Trista
‘Cause I saw you crying after she said hasta la vista
You both did well in worlds
But this year there won’t be sex with girls
Zog thinks he’s better than drug duck
But he wears a terrible pink shirt and uses Muk
But who knew he would have no luck
The day VGC died
I started singing
Bye, bye Ruben Puig Lecegui
Got my car from Avis drove to UC Davis just to see Duy
And all the boys were drinking whiskey and wine
Singing I’ll miss that amigo of mine
I’ll miss that amigo of mine
Now for a whole year we’ve been on our own
It costs too much to call skarm on the phone
But that’s not how it used to be
When I started to train my Nido king and queen
They evolved at level sixteen
And a voice that came from Professor Oak
There’s a time and a place for everything
I couldn’t teach Fire Blast to my Seaking
And Ryujin Jaka had learned
Not everything can be burned
And while elmo enrolled in the school of jhud
Another of my Draco Meteors was a dud
And I shouted out loud, CRUD
The day VGC died
We were singing
Bye, bye Ruben Puig Lecegui
Got my car from Avis drove to UC Davis just to see Duy
And all the boys were drinking whiskey and wine
Singing I’ll miss that amigo of mine
I’ll miss that amigo of mine
Fuking crazy my memory’s getting hazy
Did zog get haxed or was his training lazy
Top 8 at worlds and falling fast
At least Birmingham was still a blast
And a Brit won their own VGC at last
With Keely on the sidelines, he placed last
Now the Top 4 had no Trick Room
I wonder if Gary’s Exeggutor held Twisted Spoon
Ruben got up to dance
Will Dozz when he wins France
When the players tried to take the field
Foodking’s ass was revealed
Next year hopefully it’s concealed
The day VGC died
We started singing
Bye, bye Ruben Puig Lecegui
Got my car from Avis drove to UC Davis just to see Duy
And all the boys were drinking whiskey and wine
Singing I’ll miss that amigo of mine
I’ll miss that amigo of mine
Oh and at worlds we were all in one place
Cossack wasn’t at his friend’s army base
He skipped out on another event
So come on Gec be nimble, Gec be quick
Hurry and teach your TTar Low Kick
‘Cause fire is Ryujin Jaka’s only friend
And as PW watched Ruben on the stage
Their hands were clenched in fists of rage
They all began to yell
And they wished Gary well
And as we played kickball into the night
Bruno kicked the ball with all his might
And I saw the ball fly out of sight
The day VGC died
He was singing
Bye, bye Ruben Puig Lecegui
Got my car from Avis drove to UC Davis just to see Duy
And all the boys were drinking whiskey and wine
Singing I’ll miss that amigo of mine
I’ll miss that amigo of mine
I met a girl who told awful stories
I sent her a birthday card filled with barbies
But she just raged and turned away
I went down to the pokemart
And put some potions in my cart
But the man there said I had a delivery
I picked up my worlds Scrafty
It had the great ability Moxie
But not a word was spoken
RNG reporter was broken
And the three men I admire most
Ninahaza, Gec, and the NPA host
Now Huy is using mono-ghost
The day VGC died
And they were singing
Bye, bye Ruben Puig Lecegui
Got my car from Avis drove to UC Davis just to see Duy
And all the boys were drinking whiskey and wine
Singing I’ll miss that amigo of mine
I’ll miss that amigo of mine
They were singing
Bye, bye Ruben Puig Lecegui
Got my car from Avis drove to UC Davis just to see Duy
And all the boys were drinking whiskey and wine
Singing I’ll miss that amigo of mine
never forget
