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He was the Juice, man.

Watching the Patriots go down 3 scores in the first 4 possessions and then seeing the Defense put the clamps on the Eagles for so long that they had a chance to win late not once but twice? And then seeing the offense piss away both chances? Invigorating. What a thrill.

It’s so sad to live long enough to see the end of Smogon dot com. I’ve made so many memories of some quality here. Some bad, and others sort of okay. And of course all the people. The real forum Warriors. The Posters. The contributions made by all of you? Indescribable. Truly monumental stuff...

Oh god I took a nap and accidentally slept for 4 hours. This thread was supposed to be up BEFORE the draft. Whoops. ANYWHO. THE DRAFT IS UNDERWAY, THE NEW SEASON IS OFFICIALLY STARTED.

(Awakens from the hot take chamber) calling illegal man downfield for the first time in 4 years in the 49ers game is proof positive that the NFL HATES Black QBs. These refs are RACIST. (This is a joke please no flame).

The Patriots need a new offensive coordinator so badly. They do not have the offensive line talent necessary to run whatever this weird shit is. But also, who the fuck is going to be their coordinator? I feel like the well of Shanahan Nerds has dried up completely, I don’t think there’s anyone...

When this joke dies I'll host a party and the banner will say "Hey that joke was really kinda weird, huh? Honestly kinda glad it's over with, such a relief"

InterContinental Ballistic Bissile

I think you'll find most normal people globally dancing and laughing today so maybe look inward.

Defend it from what? Is it under attack?

Monarchy Cinematic Universe????

Wow. Rip. Can't believe she's gone. I loved her in the fast and furious movies, and also the Red movies with Bruce Willis and John Malkovich. An icon.

WaterBomb i do your bidding. Preseason action is underway! All the off-season trades have teams loaded up with offensive talent all over the league! Belichick motioned in his 183 pound rookie WR to block as a fullback!! Nature is healing… What’s the new addition to your team you’re most excited...

It’s always funny to watch people ravenously going after leftists for pointing out that the democratic party’s stated plans and direction have been “please give us money to help us get elected or else the republicans will do horrible things to you” whilst also managing to do not a single damned...

Sorry I’m still trying to figure out how you reasoned out that it’s leftists and progressives fault that democrats can’t do anything with complete federal legislative power. Do you mean that like… progressives need to win in hostile red states at the state level also? Genuinely by what magic is...

Tom Brady and Bill Belichick spoiled everyone’s expectations about what a normally good football team can do. There is no guarantee they will ever be back to the super bowl. Cam and the Panthers went once. The Falcons never made it back. The Eagles won and never got to a championship game again...

running the ball and playing good defense can still take you places, just ask the 49ers (or the Titans for that matter). But running the ball the old fashioned way doesn't cut it anymore unless you have an outlandish freak like Derrick Henry.

People love to wonder if that was Brady's last game. Folks, I have some bad news for you. That man is playing until he absolutely can't anymore and he very obviously still can play.