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I was wondering if you've got any projects you're looking into or whatnot... I've got a few level ball sandshrews and a few heal ball goomys both with a bunch of egg moves.
As for anything in return, just make a coupla offers. It's not like these Absols aren't growing on trees. Cause they kinda are.