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    Sports NFL Thread: 2023-2024 Season

    Watching the Patriots go down 3 scores in the first 4 possessions and then seeing the Defense put the clamps on the Eagles for so long that they had a chance to win late not once but twice? And then seeing the offense piss away both chances? Invigorating. What a thrill.
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    (request) DELETE SMOGON NOW [decision pending]

    It’s so sad to live long enough to see the end of Smogon dot com. I’ve made so many memories of some quality here. Some bad, and others sort of okay. And of course all the people. The real forum Warriors. The Posters. The contributions made by all of you? Indescribable. Truly monumental stuff...
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    Sports NFL Thread: 2023-2024 Season

    Oh god I took a nap and accidentally slept for 4 hours. This thread was supposed to be up BEFORE the draft. Whoops. ANYWHO. THE DRAFT IS UNDERWAY, THE NEW SEASON IS OFFICIALLY STARTED.
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    Sports NFL Thread: 2022-2023 Season

    (Awakens from the hot take chamber) calling illegal man downfield for the first time in 4 years in the 49ers game is proof positive that the NFL HATES Black QBs. These refs are RACIST. (This is a joke please no flame).
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    Sports NFL Thread: 2022-2023 Season

    The Patriots need a new offensive coordinator so badly. They do not have the offensive line talent necessary to run whatever this weird shit is. But also, who the fuck is going to be their coordinator? I feel like the well of Shanahan Nerds has dried up completely, I don’t think there’s anyone...
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    Smogon 2022 Death Bingo [FINAL]

    When this joke dies I'll host a party and the banner will say "Hey that joke was really kinda weird, huh? Honestly kinda glad it's over with, such a relief"
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    positive community healing thread [resource[

    InterContinental Ballistic Bissile
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    Smogon 2022 Death Bingo [FINAL]

    I think you'll find most normal people globally dancing and laughing today so maybe look inward.
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    Smogon 2022 Death Bingo [FINAL]

    Defend it from what? Is it under attack?
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    we've come a long way from where we began..

    Monarchy Cinematic Universe????
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    we've come a long way from where we began..

    Wow. Rip. Can't believe she's gone. I loved her in the fast and furious movies, and also the Red movies with Bruce Willis and John Malkovich. An icon.
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    Sports NFL Thread: 2022-2023 Season

    WaterBomb i do your bidding. Preseason action is underway! All the off-season trades have teams loaded up with offensive talent all over the league! Belichick motioned in his 183 pound rookie WR to block as a fullback!! Nature is healing… What’s the new addition to your team you’re most excited...
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    Headlines “Politics” [read the OP before posting]

    It’s always funny to watch people ravenously going after leftists for pointing out that the democratic party’s stated plans and direction have been “please give us money to help us get elected or else the republicans will do horrible things to you” whilst also managing to do not a single damned...
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    Headlines “Politics” [read the OP before posting]

    Sorry I’m still trying to figure out how you reasoned out that it’s leftists and progressives fault that democrats can’t do anything with complete federal legislative power. Do you mean that like… progressives need to win in hostile red states at the state level also? Genuinely by what magic is...
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