RETURN OF THE ＤＰＬ ＭＥＭＥ ＴＨＲＥＡＤ ＢＯＩＳ

[Idyll]

MajorBowman shouldn't be drafted. I have compiled a list of several reasons why here.

• He thinks he's going to go undefeated
• He thinks he's getting drafted
• He thinks VGC players can get drafted - I mean really??????????? Why on earth would we trust VGC players, if I were a manager I would be all about those singles players
• His avatar is a victini. He's MajorBowman not MajorVagina
• He WANTS people to talk shit about him, the loser

I could make a list of reasons why you shouldn't be drafted but I'm pretty sure that's not necessary.

 

[Isa]

draft me i swear im good

^_:D

but dont expect me to talk anime with you

;_(

 

[BlueSkiddo]

Draft me and I can guarantee we'll win. I have two activity wins this seasonal already, so you know I'm good.

 

[Andy Snype]

ugh i clicked this thread from main page expecting to see sand veil memes and then realized it said DPL not DPP and now i'm disappointed :(

 

[Tymano]

Draft me and I will bring a good, positive attitude to the table, which lifts the entire teams morale and makes them play better ^_^

 

[Derivatives]

Draft me I won't make any empty promises before the draft in my later draft me posts :]

 

[Nudisto]

Draft me. I'm a decent player and I haxxed jacob into retirement

 

[ryo yamada2001]

Draft me. I own the jiggly boobs account

 

[MajorBowman]

this was sufficient shit talk, my fire is now fueled. thanks all.

 

[Shrug]

i assure u, dpl manager, the shittalk i bring to a premier league is easily worth the 3k

 

[Mizuhime]

when draft and what manager is going to spend too much money on me, pm me and let me know

 

[Hashtag]

draft sunday: im thinking like 10pm EST. if ur a manager and that doesnt work, bitch at me here. alternatively send hate mail to my vm wall.

 

[shaian]

i assure u, dpl manager, the shittalk i bring to a premier league is easily worth the 3k

strongest resume itt tbh

 

[shaian]

official theme song of next years dpls pacifidlog pelippers

lauwiliwilinukunukuʻoiʻoi af

 

[Idyll]

draft sunday: im thinking like 10pm EST. if ur a manager and that doesnt work, bitch at me here. alternatively send hate mail to my vm wall.

Saturday same time imo

 

[shaian]

friday same time imo

 

[Mizuhime]

saturday

 

[finally]

Draft me and you get deoxys speed as a "buy one get one free"

 

[TUO]

#draftTUO2016

 

[n10siT]

saturday would be killer for me cause i gotta play vgc on sunday but also like 10 est on sunday is late like kiddos gotta get to bed at that time

 

[Idyll]

[21:05] @Memoric: n1n1
[21:05] @Memoric: can u give us an outline
[21:05] @Memoric: of your draft plan
[21:05] @Memoric: : D
[21:05] N1n1: Hmm
[21:06] N1n1: Well I will draft probably 6 or 7 people other than myself
[21:06] %n10sit: incredible
[21:06] N1n1: So 7 or 8 people total
[21:06] @Stratos: so hes spending 10k on himself
[21:06] @Stratos: kek
[21:06] +Dawg ☼: n1n1 does using capital n on your name have anything to do with becoming a captain
[21:07] N1n1: I would go for more than 10k if I wasn't manager. So it's good deal

 

[shaian]

[21:07] N1n1: I would go for more than 10k if I wasn't manager. So it's good deal

[21:07] N1n1: I would go for more than 10k if I wasn't manager. So it's good deal

[21:07] N1n1: I would go for more than 10k if I wasn't manager. So it's good deal

 

[CorruptedOmega]

I like how over 50% of the signups are randoms

 

[Idyll]

Including yours? ;0

 

[Mizuhime]

if n1n1 drafts me i might afk the entire tour